I have two weekends absolutely free of commitments, so I thought I'd use some of the time (between lie-ins, leisurely dog walking and shit tv, so let's be realistic about it 
) getting the house back in order after three months of wintery darkness and not being able to see the dirt.
So far on my list:
-nuke the kitchen and bathroom plugholes
-sort out laundry (sigh)
-charity-shop unused clothes and bin holey socks
-take stuff to dump
-unfuck the fridge and food cupboards
-take down and clean lampshades (take opportunity to make note of fitting types to buy LED bulbs)
-take down and wash curtains (tomorrow looks like good drying weather!)
-wash dog beds
-de-cobweb ceilings
-wash woodwork
-clean Venetian blinds (sigh)
-clean and polish wooden furniture and fireplaces
-re-oil the kitchen worktops
-vacuum
-clean inside windows
-mop hard floors
What am I missing? Is that realistic spread over four days, by a not-very-skilled worker?