Loving the onion simile :o
Welcome helpineedajob! I am struggling to know what to do with paperwork too.
Pixie I am well impressed at your decluttering. I was rarely out my jammies at that stage I think!
Teacake, sorry you had to ditch so many bags, but I think it's great that you managed it. I really empathise - I have had similar, where I've had to get rid of stuff that I'd kept because it's got damaged. In my case it's because I'm so untidy, stuff doesn't get stored properly and it's no wonder things get spilled etc :( embarrassing really. I am gradually learning my lesson.
Well, I'm not working tonight as DCs were sick over the weekend. My main aim is catching up with all the laundry (we'd fallen a bit behind even before the DCs puking all over the place), thankfully DH got a good start on it yesterday.
I am also going to bag up a load of clothes for my neighbour who has DCs a bit smaller than mine, and continue binning anything that isn't nice enough to hand down. DD has outgrown a ridiculous amount recently and I think we actually will need to go clothes shopping for her. She lives for dresses (certainly didn't get that from me) and not a single one in the wardrobe fits!
I'm not sure what to do with mine though. I don't have much left and the only really decent thing I have is my jeans and work trousers. Lots of my cardis have little holes and stuff, but I am really reluctant to buy more as it's nearly summer. Plus, I've been successful in gradually getting less huge slimmer, and I still have a way to go, so it seems pointless rushing out to buy clothes for myself.