Ok, I'm not really going to clean my windows at midnight, but seriously what's happened to it? I mean good old fashioned, lovely smelling purple cream windowlene. The stuff you used to smear on, wait till it was dry and rub off. The only thing that used to work for me and get my windows sparkling without great bloody smears all over. I haven't been able to get it for ages.
I can't find it anywhere, I keep asking people and they keep helpfully saying things like 'oh yeah, windowlene, I'm sure I've seen it in shops'. Yes but WHERE. I don't need anymore helpful window cleaning tips, I've tried vinegar (both myself and my house end up smelling like a chip shop), I've tried newspaper (black hands and smeary windows), I've resorted to normal glass cleaner and it's just not the same!
I want clean windows and to be transported back to my childhood where my dear Mum, whose now been gone nearly 23 years, would hang out of our windows cleaning them once a month. Nothing reminds me so much of my childhood then the smell of windowlene :)
Has anyone seen any................................. (Willing to pay black market prices)