Slatterns?

[awastingamanger]

Are the Slatterns still around? Not been on in aaaaages and can't find you.

Present and correct.

I'm not sure who you mean, but I feel they may be people I could relate to.

Ah, me too! Do they believe in lying in bed all day watching boxed sets and eating chocolate because that's what I'd do all Christmas if I could!

Old school quiche innit.