you know you really need to get a grip with housework when...

[educatingarti]

you have to dust the spray bottle of bathroom cleaner before you use it!

Any others?

Hahaha love it
Just moved into my DP's house, went go get a bottle of cleaner out to wipe the sides. Found it in a cupboard with spiders and cobwebs attatched to it! Bloody gross.Yuck!

LOL

I used to clean windows so rarely that the window cleaning fluid lasted years. Then one day when I was cleaning windows, I squeezed the ancient plastic bottle and it split down the middle sending bits of window cleaning fluid in all directions.

the only clean items in your home are dusters and cleaning cloths!

When you don't sweep the floor, you rake it.

When you realise that you don't remember installing a non-slip kitchen floor.

When you go to pick up a cup but fall over because it's stuck to the counter - then you look around, smiling, just in case it's a joke cup and you're on You've Been Framed!

You have a hair carpet on your tiled floor..

When the beige carpet is dark brown from cat hair.

Your kids are using mixing bowls and saucepans as cereal bowls

The light shade looks, improbably, to be made of fur.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Is that not right?

ah I'm glad I'm not the only one feeling like this.
I often use it as an excuse so it will put of any potential burglars.
that makes me feel better ;-)

When your plane-spotting son asks you to clean his bedroom window because his binoculars magnify the dirt and not the planes.