DD has a vomiting bug. The washing machine has just broken down, with an error message and a very disconcerting stench of smoke. The service centre isn't open till Monday, it could be a week before we get it working again, if we even do.
In the meantime, I'm going to do me some window shopping, just in case.
So tell me about your washing machine - especially if it's brilliant and fantastic and never catches fire...