this is my schedule between now and sunday morning.

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tomorrow
8.50-9.00: leave ds1 to school
9.30-11.00: back to ds1's school for sports day
12.25-12.35: leave ds2 to nursery
1.50-2.00:collect ds1 from school
2.25-2.35:collect ds2 from nursery

saturday
10.25:leave ds1 to football
11.00-12.00 meet agent and mum at new house to sign everything (i've been told to allow an hour!)
11.30: pick ds1 up from football while also being at new house signing forms
12.00-5.00: wait at new house for sky to be installed

sunday
10.00: leave for england on ferry for wedding

it doesn't seem like alot but i also have to fit in getting myself shoes and a bag for the wedding, stripping out and recolouring my hair for wedding, doing my nails and tan for the wedding, packing suitcase for me and two ds's for wedding (3 night stay), getting our mountain of clean washing put away, taking my dog to my cousin to be looked after while we are away, cleaning my house from top to bottom as my extremely houseproud friend is going to be feeding my cats while i am away and i wouldn't put it past her to peak in the rooms, pack up as much as i can fit in my car to get moved to new house on saturday, last DVD night in this house with dcs on sat evening, stay sane.

i will never get all this done and my friend will see my dirty messy house and we'll probably end up with one pair of pants between 3 of us for 3 days

So what? Don't do it all then, say no.

EG: the dog, don't put the washing away leave it til you get back, if your friend is a house proud snob get someone else to feed the cat; insane thing to be stressing about. Orange fake tan looks horrid, just be natural, it's about the bride not you. Do you really need your hair doing?!? Put Sky off. Get a friend to help with footy pick up and drop off. Sod the DVD, they can go to bed. I am sure you have many many pairs of shoes and hangbags that will be just fine.

You are making a rod for your own back TBH. Harsh but true - sorry!