my dream curtains

[madmomma]

I want a really lush, beautiful pair of curtains for my front room. I want them touching the floor (or longer), interlined and made from a really fabulous fabric. It's a bay window. I would ideally like to buy them 2nd hand or certainly in a sale. Does anyone know where's best to look?

You're aiming too low. My dream curtains turn into a set of seven stunningly attractive topless servant men, who clean my house then do my job for me whilst cooking dinner. Any lower than that doesn't deserve to be a dream curtain.

You didn't mention cunnilingus. The servant men must excel in this arena also ;)

There are many elements to this dream I forgot to mention. The dance, the wispa golds, the drinking game and the massage. The list goes on...

I want your curtains now instead of mine

ah. They remain in my dreams alas.