...that will seat 8 & fold up really, really small 
I suggested to DH that we get a wallpapering table & a nice tablecloth, but he poo-pooed my idea!
We need to very occasionally seat 8 in the dining room (we usually eat at a smaller table in the kitchen), but would like the room to also serve as a playroom for the kids, so can't leave a big table set up all of the time.