LeQueeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!

[BooyHoo]

how do you do it? how do you have your house so lovely and neat and just so? what do i have to do to get mine like yours? must i wake at 5am? please tell me. i need to know. what is your secret?

It's the tamed elves she hides in the linen cupboard.

LeQueen's house is actually a pigsty, it looks like something even Kim and Aggie would refuse to touch. Any pictures you may have seen are actually stolen from a Good Housekeeping magazine, as she is too ashamed to show us the true extent of her slatternly ways.

i knew it!!!

ok so now i need her tips on how to lie so convincingly that people think i live in a palace.