argh the il's are coming today

[ditavonteesed]

house isnt bad, plan for the morning is
take dog out.
dh taking kids to park while I run round like a nutter cleaning stuff.
will burn loads of yankee candle tarts so everything smells lovely.
already bathed the dog and washed her bed so no animal smells.
what would you be liikely to notice when you first enter someones house? what are the most important things to make my house look lovely and like we are in control.

Bunch of daffs in the kitchen? All toilets bleached! Hallway super tidy.

no hallway, dining room will be clutter free as will kitchen sides (which is a challenge in pour teeny kitchen), definatly clean the toilet. If I can pout all washing away and put airer down our room will look massive and clutter free.
I dont want them thinking poor them living in small house. (which it isnt but they seem to think it is).

Nice smell, bathrooms nice and clean, no clutter in hall or kitchen.

Yup - clean the bathroom!

Ashtrays empty, cap screwed back on wine bottle, magic tree air freshener hanging from each doorway to add a Nordic touch.

cheer up love it, also hidden the crack pipe.