yes, because we are all in this together. it is because of MN that i am in this mess and you have all got to help me out of it. if i go down, I'm taking you all with me. 
so, my mum is arriving at around 6pm tomorrow evening and my house is embarrassing. she is babysitting so she will be upstairs and she will pry, so i can't jsut do downstairs. the house has things all over it that should be in another room, toys on teh stairs, washing in teh living room, coats in teh kitchen. it also needs a bloody good clean. help!! where do i start?