I CLAIM THIS TOPIC, NO-ONE IS ALLOWED TO POST HERE

[MaryZed]

So nyer.

with thanks to NewStartSameStory

No-one? At all? Ever?

Grrrr.

What ever.

If I could ba to claim my own section I would but I can't be so I'm squatting in yours.

So nyer, right back atcha.

See this is why you should never tell if you find a secret topic. wonder what happened to the other 31 threads that the topics list believes hid in here...

Isn't that just tempting the rebels?

Oi, get out. This is mine, all mine I tell ya

Well, NewStart can come in if she wants, I spose, since she found it.

I want to swap my house and life
Can I do it here? It's in a forest.

And for heaven's sake, shhhhhhh.

Or Olivia will find us.

Are you lot doing this to get me into frickin' trouble AGAIN?

assumes Mary is ignoring the big fat link on the other thread

Oh shit

Olivia, Honey made me do it, honest miss [pleading] [innocent]

Can I join in? I missed the raid on HQ! I always miss out on everything!

Is this really not an actual topic? Did I dream the MN ad with two improbably lovely villas on it and a double headed arrow saying House Swap?

There is another HouseSwap topic, apparently, for the swapping of houses. NewStart knows all about it, she will direct you there.

I simply want somewhere to talk shite and have everyone agree with me.

If you are happy to agree with me, you are all very welcome

Special welcome to Saggy who always makes me think of my Granny reading me Bagpuss stories.

You mean this topic Doctrine.

Thank you NewStart, bang on cue

< proffers yet more and Bombay Sapphire, accompanied by nibbles>

So, what are we going to do here in this strange new world?

So Tech made two topics with the same title?

Wouldn't want to be in The Shed tonight.

You are going to agree with me, of course . I will come up with a list of acceptable topics and opinions tomorrow for anyone silly enough to still be here

Only in the topics list. It actually happens a lot. One is a complete topic and one is a sub topic. This lovely topic has missing threads. And I really want to know their titles

Um.

No one want my house?

NSSSSSS, did you used to be someone esle?