Coffee table fire pit?

[toomanyplants]

Hear me out......
I have a bright idea that I'd like to have some sort of fireplace contained within a coffee table for indoor use.
After a quick google it seems that these are available in a fashion, does anyone have one? Or anything similar?
Just to add, I have no young children or pets, and a fairly good sized lounge.
There is no fireplace in the room at all, so would need to be powered independently.
Anyone care to throw any ideas my way?

www.wayfair.co.uk/diy-plumbing/pdp/belfry-heating-ayanna-bio-ethanol-fireplace-hdnm1086.html

This type of thing

No idea never heard of them , I can pass on my household insurers details though, just got a decent deal from them.

Also brush up on your first aid., burns and cuts should cover it.

Looks like it would give out about as much heat as a match

If it's heat you want I'd look at other options

CO2 poisoning anyone?

Obviously I'd get one specifically designed for indoor use 🙄

I think the faff of the fuel i.e. refilling & storage for a fire that size wouldn't be worth how big a fire it looks like you get . I wouldn't be concerned about the CO2 / safety ( well as you say assuming no small children or pets ) - I'd check the ventilation rules though.

To be honest for that size if it is cosiness and effect you are after rather than heat I would get a really lovely hurricane lamp and a huge candle.

That looks more like an old fashioned oil lamp than a fire but each to their own.

Yeah was for a bit of extra warmth, although house is centrally heated, I do miss the illusion of a fire.
No space to put conventional one on wall, so this was just an idea!
They do seem to be a little faffy, although look very nice
Full of big ideas as usual 😂