Farrow and Ball new colours

[3luckystars]

I got an email today saying that there are new colours coming out in September.

Does anyone want to guess the names?

Mumsnet Blue

Fawn balls.

Gazelle's Queef

Tabby cat's arse?

Minge

Muffin top
Quinoa breath
Dead squid’s dick

Quince biscuit

Asparagus pee
Red wine teeth
Drunken sailor

Muff powder

Workmans crack

What a great thread.

My guess is...

Fag ash Grey
Toenail Taupe
Fried quail egg Yellow
Armadillo nose Rose
Blocked loo Blue
Shadow of spleen Green

On a serious note I am delaying having my bedroom decorated another month until I see them

Thrashing white
Bearded amoeba
Desperate whiff
Elipsis overuse...

Ha ha ha

I’m enjoying this!

Flange
Grief
Lavatory Green
Hamster Nipple

Honeydew Felon
Stetson boottee
Crab-apple pip blancmange
Chimney sweep rumbaba
Waistcoat and moustache

Pear tree
Pearly mist
Moss
Plum pudding

Whale carcass green

Gangrenous purple

Sailors wang red

Bird shit white

Pompous grey

Yeah something melon related!!!

Ennui
Elongated sigh
Slight disappointment
Cusp

Stealth boast

Mongoose tail
Pensive
Servants' Hall

(All variations of greige.)

Crisp butty
Essence of queef
Grandma's toenail

(Pale ochre, light violet-grey, light yellow)

Love viewofhedges and baumederose's contributions! Infact they're all splendid!