I've spend ages looking, googling 'white curtains'. More than is decent for a woman my age. I've pounded the streets, gawping at soft furnishings.
I might as well have gone to Greggs.
There are some lovely linen and cotton ones but they are all dry clean. There are some not-so-lovely synthetic ones with patterns that can probably be seen from space.
But if you know where I might be able to find a pair of plain, white, washable curtains, you'd make this MNer - and her google history - very happy...
tiny sob