I would like:
Easy access (3-4 hours) from a Scottish or N England airport
A smallish, historical town about an hour's drive from the airport with good restaurants (including vegetarian) - not bothered about bars as we rarely drink
A small sandy beach or 2
Not busy
Not loads of nightlife
Surrounded by countryside where we can walk
Lots of other historical towns nearby where I can stare at old buildings, sit in cafes and buy nice things in the shops
Own villa or house with private pool
The holy grail
(I am prepared to forego the last one though). Any suggestions would be very gratefully received 😊