We are looking for a nice as possible hotel, where we can have the following:
1 - A room/suite/apartment with two bedrooms, (us in one, DTwins in the other, in proper beds) not interconnecting, we wouldn't feel comfortable with that as DTwins are only 3.
2 - A complimentary kids club that actually takes 3 year olds. Everything, and I mean everything I've looked at for the best part of 6hrs now, starts at 4yrs. Age 3 kids, if we want a nice hotel, they seem to want you to sit in the kids club with them. The cheap hotels don't seem to have this requirement, which is bizarre.
3 - First week of September (last week of Aug at a push) probably to Majorca as it seems the shortest flight time.
I can find either a lovely room, or the under 3 kids club, but not together. Apart from one place if we want to pay 17,000EUR bed and breakfast!
Please help if you know of anywhere before I pluck my eyeballs out and throw them at the tripadvisor screen :)