Just back on Saturday from PP in Mallorca.
The place has been invaded by whole families of Croc wearers, and the beach shops are full of cheap mock crocs.
None seen worn by ever stylish Spaniards or even German vacationers - the latter seem to be sticking firmly with birkies .
They are the most unstylish ugliest footwear ever invented. I cringed every time I saw a lobster red Brit with thigh chafing shorts, a spaghetti strapped top with Mrs Doubtfire bra underneath and a pair of day-glo orange crocs.
Perhaps this message should be in Style section, but I just couldn't bear to do so.
My top holiday tip? Ditch the crocs unless you are under 5 years old.