How the hell did a worm end up on DH's pjyama top?

[desperatehousewife]

How did a tiny little wriggly worm end up in a top floor bedroom on the arm of my DH's pjyama top?

we had one on our landing the other week. infact, it was more like a type of slug except it had stripes! i even thought it might be a baby snake! presume it came in on either the dog or the cats but it was a horrible fat b***d!!!

a piece of harmless thread!!!!!
I am a pedigree worm I'll have you know!!!!
And then to throw me out of the window
PLEASE CALL THE RSPCA SOMEONE!!!!!!!!
It took me ages to wriggle back up to your PC and sneak on when you're not looking to post on MN

and I do not wriggle in a disgusting manner, it's more of a Marilyn Monroe wiggle I think

oh god a worm who thinks she's a sex symbol. What is the world coming to?

lol DHW!!

and I have a sense of humour woohoo!!

worms rule!!!!

the pet worms eat my potato peelings and then I put their poo on the garden.