I've won a prize at work, and look where I'm going for a free weekend....

[northerner]

Hor gorgeous is this?

Oh and I forgot to mention, I'll be travelling by private jet.

Wow!

Do you work for the Ac.......... (gym place) by any chance ???

Lucky Lucky You!!

WoW, I'll be free anytime from now till next Christmas if that's a help to you

No Ladysherlock I know where you mean but I don't work there. Would love to though - free membership and all that!

Nah, looks a right dump to me.

I'm not sure I invited you over.....

Well done...my mate always wins fab holidays with her work, you must be very good at your job!

If only they knew about my Mumsnetting!

Hi OO - haven't 'seen' you for ages? How you doin?

I am ill.

Could do with a weekend away....somewhere nice.....

Mwaahhhh!

Get working then girl, perhaps your boss will reward you for your talents.

I am working, can't you see?

x

What did you have to do to get this prize then?

It's not just me who's going - 5 others too. Our team has placed the most business.

no hanky panky mind, I remember your thread on people on conferences .

Tis all women! Mind you, there'll be plenty of French waiters around.....

oooh la la

Mange tout, mange tout ..........

petit pois

didn't he also say bonnet de douche?

and incense instead of incest!

I love Only Fools and Horses

Here I have aclient called Marlene, every disolves into fits when I ask to speak to her on the phone. I can only say it ala Boycie

'play it cool play it cool'

Still wet myself at that even now. Classic.