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Translation?

This is a very clear message from a time traveller, sending us dire warnings about the future.

I can't read all of it but Pom Bears feature.

Eh

I'm so sorry ! Think my niece got hold of my phone !! Absolute typos . Have a good day !

😂😍😎
Brilliant!!!!

this is the Mumsnet equivalent of the kids gatecrashing Prof Robert Kelly's TV interview 🤣

Sure is 😁

Haha! Brilliant. 🤣
My daughter posted some absolute gobbledegook on my Facebook status when she was younger and got hold of my phone.

You say that, but right now, a Soviet-era spy in a polo neck is covertly leaving a coded copy of The Times on a bench outside Victoria Station...

Private Eye small ads are so 1969.