Are you ready for a giggle.....TMI........But at the doctors today I felt like I was in a comedy sketch

[KatyMac]

I had a UTI last week got A-Bs plus another set of A-Bs for the 'next' time I get an infection

The A-Bs didn't work so I phoned up to ask if I should take the next lot or if they wouldn't work either

so I end up at the GP with about 1.5cms of wee in a pot

GP tests it & there is an infection but not enough wee to send off - so off I trot to the loo with a 'red lidded pot' that I had to fill

"but...." says Katymac "I'm not really weeing much"

So 3 glasses of water, 2 walks round the block, goodness knows how much turning on/off of taps, and tonnes of jumping up & down & 4 wees later I have about 3cms.....the GP agreed it was 'just' enough to send off

But I honestly thought no wee would ever come out...it really was a farce

I came back with different A-Bs & instructions to ring on Friday for results

But more importantly.....when the wee finally came...........did you piss on your hand?

Of course

How are supposed to hit a tiny bottle - they should be supplied with a disposable funnel

Ah well I thought it was funny

I guess you had to be there

LOL KatyMac, what a nightmare, and yes, disposable funnel would be a fantastic idea - if you market it you could be a millionnaire!!