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I wake up having an orgasm. Anyone else?

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abroadandmisunderstood · 26/02/2009 20:29

Yes, have namechanged. Am a regular poster for last 4 years but am a. embarrassed and b. I think DH knows my nickname.

I wake up about 5 times a month (no pattern) having an amazing orgasm. I'm not touching myself nor is DH touching me! I am not even having filthy dreams about Johnny Depp.

Does anyone else get this sensation? TMI...it's like my clitoris is on overdrive as that is where the sensation is.

I'm not complaining!!! Just feel a bit odd about it and wonder if anyone else has this.

OP posts:
tumtumtetum · 26/02/2009 21:05

Gasp!

Really?!!!

tell tell tell me!!!!!!

Ooh no I know the answer - it's a riddle isn't it - and the answer is the OP is a man

Oh no maybe not mentions clitoris...

oregonianabroad · 26/02/2009 21:05

It's heppened to me a few times, most memorably when I was visiting my mom and sleeping on her floor during the Xmas period (and she had a houseful of guests too!)

Hasn't happened in a long time though. My libido is in decline, I think.

TheBreastmilksOnMe · 26/02/2009 21:06

A full bladder! Works for me. All the times I've needed the loo but just can't be arsed getting out of my nice warm bed and hold it in till the morning ususally results in a nice kinky dream and an even nicer finish!

tumtumtetum · 26/02/2009 21:07

If I go to sleep needing a wee i wake in the night needing a wee.

Except when pg like at the mo, I would probably wake up in a pool of wee.

TheBreastmilksOnMe · 26/02/2009 21:07

You've sussed it too crush!

mooseloose · 26/02/2009 21:07

i did a lot when pregnant!

tumtumtetum · 26/02/2009 21:08

How many people will be drinking a pint of water before bed tonight????

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abroadandmisunderstood · 26/02/2009 21:09

no way!!! I am lazy pee-er and usually hold until the morning. Is that all it is?

Yes I am definitely a woman, a lonely woman too. Please don't doubt me.

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brazenhussy · 26/02/2009 21:15

do you sleep on your tummy by any chance?

If I wake desperate for a wee and I am lying on my tummy I can orgasm in less than a minute just by thinking naughty thoughts

oregonianabroad · 26/02/2009 21:15

hey, just noticed your name!

tumtumtetum · 26/02/2009 21:17

Out of interest so all the people who have this orgasm relatively easily by other means?

I reckon I could drink a gallon on liquid and wake up feeling nothing untoward...!

tumtumtetum · 26/02/2009 21:18

do all the people.... doh.

Sorry know it's nosy but had to ask

TheBreastmilksOnMe · 26/02/2009 21:20

No, I'm usually like a slow cooker!

tumtumtetum · 26/02/2009 21:23

Really?

This is fascinating!

I wonder if it's such a top orgasm inducing technique for some people why we don't all know about it...

Why no cosmo top tips etc etc

We deserve to be told!

TheBreastmilksOnMe · 26/02/2009 21:25

We women are so reserved aren't we! If it was a blokey thing it would be common knowledge by now. I guess it's such a personal thing everyone who does get it just thinks it's a funny quirk that they have!

oregonianabroad · 26/02/2009 21:25

doesn't generally take me very long. more like a kettle than a slow cooker.

TheBreastmilksOnMe · 26/02/2009 21:26

Blokes are microwaves!

DumbledoresGirl · 26/02/2009 21:29

Well when I experience this, it is only following on from an erotic dream. So I always assumed that the dream was turning me on, but from what is being suggested here, am I to presume the full bladder gets me started and the dream follows on, so to speak?

tumtumtetum · 26/02/2009 21:30

breastmilk

Mine certainly is!

Unfortunately I am more of a slow cooker.

Makes for an interesting and inventive time

oregonianabroad · 26/02/2009 21:32

Have usually had it with dream, not so much the bladder thing.

Most disappointing when waking just before my kettle boils, IYKWIM.

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abroadandmisunderstood · 26/02/2009 21:33

I too am a slow burner when it (ahem) comes to orgasms during sex. I like it but rarely have it. I told DH recently that sex to me is like his pasta with sardines. I forget how good it is until I try it!! Methinks I need a bit of attention from DH when he is actually here (and for me to put down my iPod Touch).

I do sleep on my stomach on a usually full bladder. I astounded by this evening's revelations and thank you wonderful ladies.

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snickersnack · 26/02/2009 21:33

From time to time. Not for a while though. Used to be a fairly regular happening. I got the impression from a drunken chat at university once that it was fairly common...

OOH · 26/02/2009 21:39

I have this loads when pregnant and occasionally when not.

Have namechanged as i'm a prude.

I have orgasmed a few times without touching myself,just by clenching my pelvic floor.[brag]

oregonianabroad · 26/02/2009 21:43

that's only happened to me when I was pg, OOH.

tiredsville · 26/02/2009 22:57

Yep, happens to me. Usually a few days before my period. It's bizarre, but hey I'm not complaining.