I have come to the conclusion - I have man flu

[KatyMac]

I have been in bed since Wed pm
My brain bounces off the inside of my skull
I have hot & cold sweats (again since Wed)
I have a cough
I have terrible diarrhoea
I can 't stand up - I collapse
I am so tired

It must be manflu - I thought it was a cold, but no it's manflu

it actually sounds like woman flu if it's at the point you can't stand up.

I can manage about 15 steps then I must sit down (ie to loo - then rest before I come back)

I can't stand for more than about 30 secs

yep, you have true flu- do you have lemsip or some such?

Honey glycerine & lemon cough syrup
Paracetamol

I have drunk about 3 l of fruit juice today & I am so dry

sounds like proper flu.

i had it earlier this year and i truly thought i was ging to die.

it took me about a month to get over it.
i lost 8lbs in a week!

Do I g to the GP or just live with it?

go and get checked out. might not be flu-might some other lurgy.

I guess so

Dh will have to drive me & he is not happy

tough titty. he'll have to lump it then won't he?

bloody men.

'xactly

I'm the one with man flu after all

Off to bed I think

Thanks

No I won't

I'm hungry

I haven't eaten since 3pm yesterday

Don't fancy anything