What’s this on my finger?

[toadstool32]

Been there about a month. Not sore / itchy / uncomfortable in any way. It’s about the size of half of a 5p coin and seems to have a hole in the middle.

A wart

It's a wart.

Gross. What do I do?

Cut your finger off of course!!!
Or rub it with bacon and bury it in the garden under a full moon - bury the bacon not your wart. (It's an old wives tale but I might have made up the full moon bit.)

Or get something like wart eeze or bazooka from the chemist.

Buy bazuca from the chemist. It’ll go quickly.

😂😂