Is 'wee' really sterile???

[Gomez]

Bad parent moment - DD2 (7 months) getting a bit fresh air so to speak on changing mat, has a wee all over clothes - doting parents don't notice. DD2 then proceeds to suck on wee covered clothes, probably for a fair

I am 99.9% certain there is no real problem but.......what if??

Reassurance please.

Marthamoo - it's true, it does (and I do too - but only when I have too, IYSWIM).

If only Mumsnet hadn't crashed last night we could have had hours of fun here!

Couldn't we just! Anyone got any other nice wee wee stories they wish to share?

My particular favourite is when they don't get to the loo on time and the floodgates open into the shoes and carpet - just SOOOOOO nice [yuck]

I can just see the bloke coming up with the name for The Athlete's Foot ,"I know, I know, you're going to love this one, pure genius, wait for it..."

I see two blokes like Beavis and Butthead..."hur, hur, hur...I goddit, I goddit...athlete's foot, hur, hur."

do all the trainers in the shop have flaky bits in them?

Ugh, dunno - I'm not going in!

"special offer this week only, 25% more flakes in each shoe"

is it in Macc? (I think that's where you're from? - without sounding too stalkerish!)

very good for your skin the main content in many posh face creams is urea

god for a minute there noddy I thought you meant athletes foot!

It is where I'm from (yikes! I have my own stalker )

Mwha, ha, ha, ha

I only remember cos ages ago there was a macc meet up and I thought "oo I might go to that" (live near stockport) and also because would like to live in Rainow (which doesn't really have that much to do with it). I have a good memory for which mumsnetters are nearish. Although would never go to an RL meet as you're obviously all saddos with no life who spend all their time on the t'internet.

OMG nasa I only read the question not the full thread yuck!

have I scared you off moo with my stalker like behaviour ?

So are my kids justified in not washing their hands after doing a wee? I must admit I don't always but don't tell them that!

No, you haven't scared me off nasa! I didn't realise you were near Stockport. I wouldn't mind living in Rainow either - it's gorgeous there and the Primary School is fantastic.

back again marthamoo - I know, it's gorgeous isn't it. We nearly bought a house there but it was so expensive and tiny. i did get very excited about sending DS to the primary school though.