mine have been like this since I started the farkin things......!
was most disgusted by my body when I had my first period. I started, bled for 3 days, and then stopped. WOOHOO thought I, only for complete humiliation in the form of period coming back full force, two days later, while doing hurdle......
and of course, this was 20+yrs ago when 'games' were taken in just a t-shirt and those 'oh so flattering' PE knickers (you remember the ones......huge, up to the tummy, and square on the bum making even the teensy hips and bum look mahoooooooosive!)
NEVER lived it down.......specially as it was so bloody (and I DO mean the pun, I can at least find humour in it now) obvious
and still now, I do the same. clearly childbirth doesn;t make the difference in cycles they claim.......the liars!