i am SO ruddy fed up with my chicken pox -please come and distract me for an hour

[Cremolafoam]

itchy itchy itchy
can't settle to watch TV
everyone is driving me mad and I suppose I am driving everyone mad too.
aaaaaaaaaaaaagh
am sick of cold showers and oat baths and calamine lotion and antihistamine and feeling crap.
moan moan moan

tell me something funny FGS

You need to take some antihistamine. Do you know how to stop a 8 year old piacking his nose then eating it?

picking, not piacking.

taken anthist

no how do you stop ...?

ds came home from schooltoday grumpy, when questined he said he had maths and it was taught by Mrs Robertson. He said she has too many lipsticks on her face so he doesnt listen to her

Obviously brazen hussy and not to be trusted

How do you feel? DH convinced he has the pox, he is all achy and flu like, hot cold etc... Eldest ds has just had shingles and sure he has caught the pox from him! No SPOTS though.

tell me the punch line
or just shoot me
i don't care anymore

hilarious G&T
poor teacher. gawd luv her she probably thought she looked teachertastic and ready for another suoer week with the young ones.

very spotty- but not like kids get it. more like a measly effect thing

DH cane out in spots this morning Cremola and a little bit

He has been poorly last few days, and incredibly fidgety in his sleep. He is spotastic now, bless. Any tips?

I am just waiting for the baby and 3 year old now.... the other 4 have already had it, phew!

Poor thing.