My word I didn't know it was possible to have so much trapped wind....

[SleighlyMadSanta]

I have been farting all day.....

I still feel full of wind. I have been patting my pregnant wind filled bump all day...only to realise it is air not a baby .

If someone was to stick a pin in me now I would fly round the room like a balloon that had been released before it was tied off....

I have never felt like this....

you need a massive wind release

have you done the lying on back and pulling your knees up (clear a path in front of your bum so as not to make any innocent bystanders keel over)

and

the dog position...on hands and knees, rock back and forth (again, check your blind spots before commencing)

I have been acheiving massive wind release all day......constantly....

I had wind like that the day after my c-section - in fact our whole ward were merrily trumping away Must have been those pesky surgeons rummaging about with my innards!