I have lost my voice and gone deaf

[nutcracker]

My kids think it is fab because I can't hear them playing up, and even if I can see them I can't tell them off anyway

Tis very annoying, especially for Dd1 who I kept poking on the way too school, too shout ds when he was to far ahead.

pardon?

LOL

All of the parents had to stand up and sing at the xmas play last night, I looked like i was miming.