Quick DH has got chilli inside base of nose - what can he do to help ease the pain????

[PutThatInYourPipeandSmokeIt]

(not that I find it funny or anything

Natural yohurt - and i have had chilli in a much more tender place

Snort lager?

cant you just watch and laugh?

i'd be inclined to if it were me!

(neither do me or dh)

I say he should rub an ice cube up it.

Dh's advice?? "If she gets down on her knees in front of him & opens his zip, that should take his mind off it" Very helpful!!

Oh htese are great replies

He says it's now radiating up to his eyes and is suffering from the fumes of it. Nasty stuff!!!! Oh and he's also complaining about the lack of oral sex, or indeed any sex........

He's now offering to 'go down on me' but we all know that under the circumstanbces, that is a bad idea

i dont know, people like the tingly lubes you can buy lol

IME - not tingly, just v painful

pmsl!!!

I go with the natural yogurt too, and while he's at it he could still go down on you - just get the natural yogurt on first (double whammy good idea as you will be clear of thrush for a little while too!)

Titter

try milk on cotton wool

I got some in my eye fecking hurts(my own fault though snicker)

It is soluble in fat so butter or oil or milk something like that.