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Constipation - shall I just stick some dynamite up my bum?

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TheMoistWorldOfSpetimusQuench · 12/10/2007 10:37

I have just given up smoking and my bowels are on strike in protest.

Have tried senna and dulcolax but nothing happening for 3 days now

Drinking loads of water, eating wholegrains & fruit & so on. I think I need something radical...

Any advice?
And have any ex-smokers experienced this too? Will I go back to normal eventually?

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spudballoo · 12/10/2007 10:51

Try Mil-Par, which is milk of magnesia. Very old fashioned, tastes pretty grim but you can put it in milk. I got v.constipated after recent bowel surgery and was told to take this x20 ml twice a day (that's a little more than it says on the bottle). I went the next day, 4 times, and oh the relief...!

It works differently that senna, it's a stool softener which makes them easier to pass. Whereas senna works by increasing the activity in your bowel.

Dried apricots normally have a spectacular result for me too!

Can't help on whether giving up smoking bungs you up, but well done for giving it up.

Hope you get some relief soon. Mil-Par was really great, bit tricky to track down though - tried a few chemists.

sKerryMum · 12/10/2007 10:53

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TheMoistWorldOfSpetimusQuench · 12/10/2007 10:54

Thanks spud. I will try to track some down.

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barbapapa · 12/10/2007 14:10

My doc recommended prune juice and it sorted me out immediately - a glass at night and in the morning . As it says on the back of the bottle - it really gets you going....
HTH

TheMoistWorldOfSpetimusQuench · 12/10/2007 18:50

It's shame that being unpalatable and minging is a prerequisite of an effective constipation remedy.

Had some dried apricots earlier & nearly heaved. As for museli

Thanks for your suggestions though!

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sKerryMum · 12/10/2007 19:36

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LadyVictoriaOfCake · 12/10/2007 19:40

movicol

TheMoistWorldOfSpetimusQuench · 13/10/2007 13:51

Aah Kerrymum, I have tried it. And all the other Dorset ones too, but they just make me gag. Everyone else seems to love them though. Perhaps I have a unsophisticated palate or something

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AnnabelCaramel · 13/10/2007 13:53

Strong black coffee!

TimeForMe · 14/10/2007 13:46

oxypowder. not cheap, about £26 for 120 capsules but, absolutley fantastic! Just like a home colonic irrigation. No pain and discomfort in the stomach either like you get with laxatives.
You can buy it over the internet and it's quick delivery

sweetbean · 14/10/2007 14:04

Don't worry im an ex smoker and it does bung you up when you first stop but you should start to feel better in about 2 weeks maybe a bit more. I think it because we are used to having a fag and a coffee and then neading the loo, its habite good luck with the smoking ive quit for 3 years now and i feels realy good so keep strong !! xx

Wishing you lots of poos xx

DaisyWhoooo · 14/10/2007 14:06

No movement with dulcolax? Blimey, the only time I've taken that I thought my insides were going to fall out.

Have you tried lactulose - takes a few days to work but it very effective IME.

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