I feel a right tit, literally, absentmindedly and constantly now.
Long, banana shaped lump in right tit above nipple. Length and width of my index and middle fingers together - how on earth did I not spot that?
It's not fixed and seems to have ragged edges. Quite hard, bit tender - but that's probably from all the poking.
No skin puckering or anything else.
Will call GP tomorrow. I feel calm, I know most lumps are benign. There's no family history of badly behaving breasts, I'm not 50 yet, am far too fat, but, healthy. Not prone to panic or anxiety - but, I'm BUSY and don't have time to have cancer.
What do I need to do? Draw round the fucking thing, like you would with cellulitis?
Fuxake.