I'm pretty certain I have a uti, I have a dull ache a bit like period pain and a constant desperate urge to wee, burning sensation etc.
It's just constant, I'm tired and I want to go to sleep but I literally cannot get off the toilet. Please help me! Please tell me theres a magic cure!
I've taken some ibuprofen which has done fuck all, and some paracetamol which did help but it's still another 2 hrs to my next dose 
Is there anything I can do to get some sleep?