Urgent help - Farting

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It is as above. I am on a few days getaway in a lovely spa place with DH. It’s meant to be very romantic, idyllic and a chance to spice things up a bit. Only thing is, I can’t stop farting since we got here yesterday. This afternoon it’s got really bad, as I type DH is typing something up on email at a desk whilst I am in bed, but instead of being all inviting etc I’m hiding stinking farts under the covers.

There must be some old quick fix remedies for this sort of thing. I drunk loads of water with ginger and lemon since yesterday but it’s not working. " pls help.

Zantac is the only thing that worked for me.

Medicinal charcoal, it is great and you can even say that you have terrible heartburn (it says on the box for heartburn, wind...)

dirty sex pond hot tub. It's the only way.

Zantac? I just remembered I put Windeze in my suitcase, but I use for tummy pains from gas. Will it stop farting?

Should do

For a longer term solution, vastly reduce your consumption of white carbs, bread, pasta, rice etc. that change of diet stopped the whole family farting within in a few days.

The Windeze worked, thank heavens. I have learnt my lesson will definitely cut down on the carbs. Thank you all.