Please diagnose me!

[Binglebong]

I thought I was getting a cold but it hasn't turned into one. What I am having is clusters of mouth ulcers that last a few hours over the back of my throat and my tonsils, making swallowing painful, bursts of ear ache, again lasting a few hours, and a bright red painful eye that lasted a few days. It's been going on for about a week now and is not worth bothering a doctor but I would really like to stop it!

Thanks in advance.

Sounds viral to me. Just treat your symptoms, ie pain relief etc, visit the chemist in the morning x

Thanks. I really don't have time for this!