I'm currently lying in bed (on holiday in Florida) with an icepack between my butt cheeks.
Whilst walking around one of the many parks l started to feel itchy around my back passage. I wasn't too bothered as it is really hot and l just assumed l was sweaty.
But no. Two huge growths have appeared from no-where around my anus. I have tried pushing them back in to my bottom but to no avail. I have got cream for haemorroides but it hasn't made any difference.
I just can't believe that they appeared that suddenly and no warning.....not that l can think what warning they would give....
Any more suggestions on what l can do to get rid of them?