Please don't laugh this is a serious question......

[Haribosmum]

How much do boobs weigh? I am a 34F and was wondering how much of my weight (11st) is my boobs? Go on....make me feel thin! LOL

That is difficult to judge, but a friend of mine had a reduction from a G to a B and they removed just under one kilo from each breast, I think they removed the max they were allowed or something.

hmmmm....

wacky suggestion.

Fill bucket/big bowl of water to brim. Plunge breast in carefully, displacing water. Work out how much water was displaced by adding back measured volumes. If breast tissue was water it would weigh 100g for every 100ml displaced.

SErious answer - dunno!!!

SMS pmsl

SMS you need to name change back to your original name to answer that question seriously.

Why don't you weigh yourself, step off, step back on & get dh to support them then subtract one weight from the other? My bruv did this with SIL & she 'lost' over a stone

I'm a 36B so know that my boobs don't add much to my weight

Go to your local post office....flop 'em out on the counter scales and say how much to send these puppies first class then and see what they say

lol - was just gonna add 'cross post' LL

LOL I can just imagine plunging my boobs into a bucket. DH already thinks I'm bonkers so that'll just confirm it to him! The weighing option seems ok though. Not that DH needs an excuse to cop a feel. I'll let you know how I get on!

hmmmm....

wacky suggestion.

Fill bucket/big bowl of water to brim. Plunge breast in carefully, displacing water. Work out how much water was displaced by adding back measured volumes. If breast tissue was water it would weigh 100g for every 100ml displaced.

I'll tell you what - that might sound daft but it will be a damn sight more accurate than getting dp to caress you whilst on the scales. Very didgy ground scientifically speaking you know.

Much better SMS, you come across much better, much more expert like with that name.

I was dull before. With my new name I have found new freedom (mostly with regard to discussing sponge).

I might try all these suggestions (apart from the Post Office one LOL) and go with the result that gives me the best answer!

This thread is what's great about MN... you can find the answer to anything!

You must feed back - and I wouldn't make the water too cold or you may get frostbite in your nips!!!

Yeah I know. I've been wanting to ask this for weeks but didn't want to come over a nutter! Guess I'm a nutter now!

This could make for a very interesting next 24 hours!

YOur challenge is to out-thread the VSC thread

Oooh which one is that? I'm up for a challenge!

And what was wrong with the post office???!!

Cheer up the old men getting their pension that day wouldn't it!!

Might give a few old dears a heart attack though eh?

Shorten the bloody long queues no end though!!!

Whats the VSC thread???

Yeah thats what I want to know!

Victoria Sponge Cake

har har har

breasts versus sponge

there's just no competition there.

Don't even try Haribosmum