Feel like my ears are really waxy - soft wax IYKWIM. Does anything clear them up?

[MamaG]

Feel dirty

Pour two tablespoons of jelly in each, leave to set. Follow with custard. Then sprinkly bits.

You will then be a trifle deaf.

arf

you fecker

DH metnioned you tonight...

oh, I told him never to mention me again....

silly

so why did he mention me then? eh? eh?

Me and her royal highness where talking about YOU earlier NER

saying WHAT? That I'm a loony stalker?

I told DH that somebody on here was going to a campsite that we'd looked at the other night

He said "don't botehr arranging to meet them (quite the social butterfly, my DH!) - I'm not meeting any of that lot, unless its that K woman" - praise indeed

Said you might live a bit far for a meet up!

Sorry, classified information between me and the princess. We have lots of secrets only me and her now which is why we are still friends and must never fall out!! TNC and all that. ho hum

Oooh, I was looking at a campsite in Penrith earlier, wondering where to go camping this year. We could have a north south meet up! We always give you a wave on our way past on the way to Scotland!

why so ?

I don't approve of secrets that don't include me

Especially whnen they are ABOUT Me

google d TNC

BOO!!

oh you're here as well are you

(I think you and Kbear are same person - she's made you up as she hasn't got ANY MATES )

You won't find the TNC on the web. They are for our eyes only. hubba hubba

You couldn't make her up!

i feel LEFT OUT

I've only just got back on - I was feeling a bit snuggly & cold, so I just thought I'd lay down for a little minute at 8 o'clock and my dd woke me up at 10!! Bad mother! she should have been in bed. She is 11 though, so not so bad mother!

No TNC definately not on the web - I've checked

O M G - have you seen PM doing Catherine Tate!!!

Well, lets have some secrets of our own then? Tell us something that no-one else knows about you. Go on - there's no-one listening![Kb, Mg and Pcc get in a huddle]

i still haven't got any advice about my blardy ears

Well you can't 'clear it up', you need to get it out - have you tried Otex?

pardon?