Dh!
And of course he is dying! Bear in mind that when I was ill I had to look after ds for half the day after he was sent home from nursery, then I had to make tea for him and dd and look after them until 7pm when dh came home. The next day I had to get up, get the kids up and breakfasted and off to school. I made my own cups of tea etc.
He is immobile. He wants helping to the toilet! He's muttering away to himself right now, he just said "curlywurly"!
It's not fair! It's the weekend and I'll have to look after the kids on my own, even though I've barely recovered myself!
Oooooooh, he's such an inconsidered pig!