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Embarrassed: Lost Tampax!!!!

38 replies

teabag · 08/06/2004 19:13

Please tell me someone else has done this. I just can't remember removing it. I've had a bath and investigated but can't seem to find it. How far can these things go and will it come out of it's own accord?????

Sorry I know it's teatime.

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ggglimpopo · 10/06/2004 19:25

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ggglimpopo · 10/06/2004 19:28

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Bunglie · 10/06/2004 19:29

Which end, isn't that the funny shaped flat bottle? The bottles, woops, boggles
Oh, how did she get it there and how did you get it out. I think detail is required here. How did she have the courage to go to A&E?

Bunglie · 10/06/2004 19:30

Slipped....slipped!!! was the bottle empty?
Oh and that should have said, The mind bottles, woops boggles!

wilbur · 10/06/2004 19:36

Classy choice! She should have tried Blue Nun, bmuch slimmer bottle, would have gone much further in....

Bunglie · 10/06/2004 19:40

How about Black tower, thats slightly 'rough' she could have had more stimulation, sorry I forgot, she slipped!

Piffleoffagus · 10/06/2004 19:43

I've out one in, having forgotten that there was one in already, but have never been unable to locate either of them...
Will be more careful in future, my doc is pretty high on the gorgeous stakes, I could not go to him with it!
Do hope you get it out, perhaps a squat over a mirror would give you a decent view inside.. I have had a tampon come out when doing a number 2 before without noticing, could this have happened?
God thank the lord this is online, how would anyone ever get the answers to these questions, or realise how common it is!

Piffleoffagus · 10/06/2004 19:46

the strangest things my sil saw as an a+e nurse, (ie anal investigations) were
lightbulbs (plural...)
hamster (mort)
microphone
massive amounts of dental floss, it has a pleasnat tingle she was told...

discordia · 10/06/2004 19:55

A hamster???????? Nooooooo!!!!!! Next time somebody tells me they're hamster got lost I shal give them a knowing look.

Bunglie · 10/06/2004 19:57

A Hamster! Had it had filled its little pouches with nuts!

SoupDragon · 10/06/2004 20:06

Now, the hamster one is fairly common I believe. Something to do with the way it wriggles!! If you listen all the way to the end of the Escapology CD from Robbie Williams, there's an extra track - one of the lines is "Is the Richard Gere hamster story true?"

SoupDragon · 10/06/2004 20:07

Nuts! PORK!

pepsi · 10/06/2004 20:22

Im quite relieved to hear that most of you forget once in a while, it happened to me when I was a teenager ......boyfriend came across it one night....was a bit a of dampner on our romantic evening. So get partner to take a look, if he's seen you give birth this should be a piece of cake.

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