Can't be bothered to NC.
Back story - I'm having bariatric surgery tomorrow. Because of this I've been on a soup / yogurt diet for the last 2 weeks.
This, coupled with the fact that I know I don't drink enough water means that I'm very very very constipated.
So this morning I decided it's time to sort out my bowels before I have my op tomorrow.
So I used a Bisacodyl suppository. They usually work.
I had no urge to go for over an hour but then the fun started. My bum is 'contracting' but nothing is coming out. I've sat on the loo for about the last 2 hours and nothing. I've strained & strained, my body is trying and trying to expel poo but nothing.
So about an hour ago I thought I'd try an enema. I had bought one a while ago & not used it.
I managed to only get about 1/4 of the fluid in before it got too painful. Then all that happened was I pooed out all the water. But no poo.
I'm having visions of me having to have a man go up there with 'instruments'
I have to have this op tomorrow. What can I do??!!