Right I'm having a moan but I'm ill so allowed right now I have
Athletes foot/broken skin/cracks between my toes which is hurting me
Don't know if it's verrucas or calluses on my feet
A huge pile which is mad itchy
Contact dermatitis which is driving me mad on my hands
The usual cold symptoms of shivers/aches/sore throat/runny nose etc
And I've just discovered a huge spot on my neck 
DP is away on business and I'm here with the 4DC and just want to crawl under a duvet.
I know in the grand scheme of things I'm very lucky but just feeling down today