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Let's talk earwax

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Pruni · 19/09/2006 23:02

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Pruni · 19/09/2006 23:25

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bubble99 · 19/09/2006 23:25

Pruni. I know.

This bloke had 12 dolls but had only invited his favourites to the party....

The makers of the dolls were interviewed and said that one man had requested his be made with 'excessive pubic hair.'

hunkermunker · 19/09/2006 23:27

Twas on Channel 4, that prog, Pruni

Strange people, these real doll fetishists, aren't they?!

Weird they've popped up on an earwax thread, it has to be said Oh and

MrsSpoon · 19/09/2006 23:27

It's amazing how quickly a convo about ear wax can go downhill!

bubble, maybe he saw that pic of the woman with the overgrown lady garden that was posted on MN a while ago and realised that's what he wanted from a lady.

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Pruni · 19/09/2006 23:29

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bubble99 · 19/09/2006 23:30

Nah! I reckon he saw Munker's feet. She plaits her foot-hair, I'm told.

Thing is, Mr Bubble saw some of the programme and admitted that he found some of them 'very attractive.'

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Pruni · 19/09/2006 23:31

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MrsSpoon · 19/09/2006 23:32

at MrBubble!

bubble99 · 19/09/2006 23:32

So I'll not be letting him near any latex party balloons in the near future....

MrsSpoon · 19/09/2006 23:32

No, perhaps I don't want to at MrBubble, that might not be appropriate!

JoolsToo · 19/09/2006 23:33

could you use it for candles?

hunkermunker · 19/09/2006 23:33

Don't google "real doll" then click images...

Creepy...!

hunkermunker · 19/09/2006 23:34

Don't let Mr Bubble see this beauty, Bubble

bubble99 · 19/09/2006 23:35

PMSL. Pruni.

Mr Bubble has just realised what I've posted and.....I quote....has said....

"If you were a man and were left alone for a night...and were not, at least, interested.....you would."

And now I'm not sure whether I should put a after that.....

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Pruni · 19/09/2006 23:37

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bubble99 · 19/09/2006 23:40

But it would be the mechanics that would prevent it surely, Pruni.....

Unless he had valves in the right places....and you had a good strong bicycle pump??

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Pruni · 19/09/2006 23:41

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MrsSpoon · 19/09/2006 23:42

ROFL!

Just tried to explain all this to DH and he is looking at me quizzically.

bubble99 · 19/09/2006 23:44

The doll-makers, apparently, turned down the buyers request for 'excessive pubic hair' and supplied 'pubic hair patches' that he could stick anywhere he wished.

Has this convo shifted your ear-wax, BTW?

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Pruni · 19/09/2006 23:45

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MrsSpoon · 19/09/2006 23:47

You're making this up now bubble, aren't you?

bubble99 · 19/09/2006 23:48

Night, Pruni. X

You will now dream of rubber-dolls with immaculate aural cavities.

MrsSpoon. Your DH must wonder at the company you're keeping.

hunkermunker · 19/09/2006 23:48

DH says "on a desert island for a couple of months, maybe"

MrsSpoon · 19/09/2006 23:49

I've just had to explain the pubic hair patches as I just about laughed my PC off the desk!

bubble99 · 19/09/2006 23:49

Nope. Not made-up at all. I hope the programme is repeated. If it is....I'll let you know.