TWOHOLES-Becomes one!! (goodbye Double vagina)

[Twoholes]

A follow up to my previous thread.....
Well on Monday I have my vaginal septum removed and cannot tell you how excited I am.
At the same time I am having three polyps removed and a D&C done which is how this whole (hole) thing came about.
So looking forard to a sex life,tampons not leaking and who knows-a mooncup!

Twoholes, if they sold 'Congratulations on your vaginal septum removal' cards, I'd send you one.

Enjoy your mono-holed life.

rofl beetle

hope it all goes well twoholes

Oh Beetle-thank you so much-will trasure that thought (PMSL)

Carolina-thank you too.

To think at the grand old age of 38 I wll be normal "down there"-or so I have been told

Good news twoholes. I take it that a mumsnet namechange will be needed. Good luck for Monday.

...........and all the best for Monday from me too!!! xx

oh I'm sure someone on the arts and crafts threads could make a special card for you

good luck and congratulations,technically are you a manmade virgin now?

Well, I thought I was being interesting going to see the specialist tomorrow about having my boobs chopped off. But your op is SO much more interesting!!! All the best for Monday. If you get a mooncup then so will I.

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essbee - i have just shed some wee. rofl.

pmsl at essmee at beetle!
Good luck twoholes - look forward to hearing you have bought your first mooncup....

I mean essbee - crap late night typing

Hey twoholes, hope it goes very, very well.

Norty essbee!

sorry but your comedy thru this has been fantastic! good luck and look forward to your name change (ihaven'ttwoholesanymore?)

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Of course you didn't offend me!!!

Would take far more than that

Decided from the word go that I could either skulk around being embarrassed and very quiet or share with you lot and have a laugh about it.

It is pretty comical at the end of the day although once my septum has been removed I may not be laughing for a while.

Have bought my mooncup in preparations but the thought of putting it anywhere near my re-fashioned fanjo makes me shudder.

twoholes - better two holes than none. no really...

over zellous stitching - that's all i'm saying. all tip top now though. slightly perplexing at the time like! nothing a pair of scissors couldn't put right. (might have lost a few ladies on the keyboards just there - apologies - i was under GA in hospital - not me kitchen)

so, two-holes, it's not just you with a dodgy mary. you'll be right in no time.

ah - being a woman, how time heals (too well in some cases...). how we can look back and laugh. when we are sat in our rocking chairs, tussled haired grandchildren sat fondly on our laps and we can say 'did i ever tell you the story about...' all whilst humming the music of our generation: spice girls. (when two become one, in my case - none.)

good luck two-holes. keep us informed about you lulu. xx

read the title and had to read this thread!!
Good luck soontobeonehole!

Reserve the name onehole now Twoholes - and good luck with the operation.

omg! u brave lady.
very happy for you!

but u could have had a wonderful porn career!!

x

Hope it's gone well, Twoey, and that you've hired your valley cushion!

really hope it all went well onehole!

Yes, hope it's going well for you.