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Mooncup question; Way, way, way too much GORY info - any old hands game to help out a newbie?

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suzywong · 30/07/2006 00:23

A mooncup newbie, not a MN newbie, oh dear me no certainly not.

Right, I woke up this morning like I'd been through some kind of industrial harvesting machine. Blood and gore everywhere. I trailed to the lav like the monster from the red lagoon, finally got the pesky thing out - and get this it was only half full of fluid - the other liitre was all over me.

So what am I doing wrong? It leaks like a bastard and is only half full when I get it out?

I'm doing the rotating, which is NOT easy given the climate in which it is rotating. When I come to take it out the mooncup is not in the same postion it was when I left it. I read on the instructions one may need the A size if it leaks to much but I fancy I may be flattering myself if I go down this route.

Any advice?

Thanks

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jampots · 30/07/2006 00:25

yes suzy - flatter yourself!

you do make me larf

brimfull · 30/07/2006 00:28

do you perhaps have two fanjos?

brimfull · 30/07/2006 00:33

seriously,it must be the suction thing,are you sure it's not still squashed/folded.Run your finger around it too make sure it's opened out after being folded ifswim.

suzywong · 30/07/2006 00:36

SPRAY@2 Fanjos!

Right well I 'm goint to give meself my very own cervicalsweep now and see what's going on

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jampots · 30/07/2006 00:47

anything to report suzy? are your pelvic floor muscles possibly just too good and you are squeezing your new acquisition too much - if so I thoroughly recommend ping pong to make a few extra bucks

jampots · 30/07/2006 00:47

that said, possibly not every week of hte month

suzywong · 30/07/2006 00:49

yes. maybe I am just too toned to mooncup. Will you be willing to act as my Fanjo Tricks agent? I 'm not entirely certain how much call there is for it in the Suburbs

I 'm going perservere for the next two months. I will not be beaten.

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cataloguequeen · 30/07/2006 01:44

Fanjo Trick Agent lol

You go girl

Next · 30/07/2006 03:31

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