What is this hellish thing? I can't eat chocolate?!

[UriGeller]

Last few months, when I've I've eaten chocolate, galaxy in particular, I get the raging squits .

A couple of squares seems to be okay but if I want to pig out on half a big bar within 15 minutes my guts are gurgling like a drain, im farting like an aged dog and I can literally feel the hot liquid chocolate charging through my intestines (sorry).

This lasts 2-3 days and while I kind of like the fact I can eat galaxy and not put weight on, uncontrollable diarrhoea does somewhat get in the way of ones day.

I bloody love chocolate! Its not faaaaaiirr!!

Well, anyway, what the dickens is up with me?

Are you pregnant?

Agh! I'm swamped with babies already, I really hope not! No, I saw the GP about my digestive issues at Xmas and she did a preg test which was negative.

Have you looked at the ingredients? I know some manufacturers have changed from sugar to artifical sweeteners and others use oil as it's cheaper than milk... just wondering if it's something like that which is causing the problem?

Have you tried dark/plain chocolate to see if that's ok?