Massively out of date pineapple

[thelittlemothersucker]

Wally that i am, I just ate two chunks of 'fresh' (not the canned kind) pineapple, dated 27 December.

I'm goi ng to suffer, aren't I? Should I put my finger down my throat before it reaches my digestive system.

(Feel free to criticize my fridge slatternliness).

IMO fruit shouldn't have use by dates. If it had been rotten you wouldn't have eaten it. You'll be fine!

It did taste very acidic ...

if it was really over-ripe you would have tasted alchohol

But pineapple often does.
You'll be fine

I think that Massively Out Of Date Pineapple would be a great name for an indie band.

They would look like this.

My brother had a band called 'Joseph and the Genitals' ...

Followed by his new band, 'Anal Leakage'.

Neither was successful ... astonishingly.

damn i thought you were going to do some emoti-art for us talc.....

there was a band at London Uni back in the 70s called 'Wide Open Beaver'

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^ Massively Out Of Date Pineapple looking mean and moody. And confused.

Ooh thelittle - that reminds me of Hugh Janus and the Dropouts

good one talc

That emoti-art is how I'm going to look in a couple of hours, shuffling to the bathroom.

I would make a pre-emptive strike with sudo-crem. It's gonna burn.

Good point, RipRap .

On the plus side, the resulting, erm, clearout was v useful in terms of my post-Xmas Weightwatchers weigh-in this morning. I'm sure I would have been a couple of pounds heavier but for the pineapple.