Promise promise promise I am not a poo troll. But, I've got bad piles. Docs don't seem that bothered but they are there and are a nuisance! Anyway, they don't itch, and are not sore but I just don't seem to be able to maintain cleanliness.
I go, I wipe- and after about half a loo roll I'm satisfied that I'm clean- but then when I go to the loo later there are still smears on the loo roll after wiping. It's driving me nuts and I keep on having to unblock the loo!! Feeling a bit self conscious about whether I smell down there too, so beginning to affect my confidence between the sheets.
Any fellow sufferers... Any tips? Don't really like using wet wipes, as my bum ends up really... Well... wet!!
Oh Lordy, what a post!